Halloween Book Review: Happy Hour at Casa Dracula by Marta Acosta
Happy Hour at Casa Dracula by Marta Acosta
Publisher: Pocket Star
Publication Date: 2006
My rating: 3 of 5 stars
Publisher’s Description:
Funny, sexy, cheerful Milagro de Los Santos has a degree from a Fancy University (F.U.) but can’t seem to hold down a good job, sell her eccentric horror stories, or have the sort of relationship suitable for the sincere and serious young woman she’s trying to be. Then at a book party for her pretentious ex-boyfriend, she meets Oswald, a fabulous man who tells her he’s interested in her writing. A mad kissing session leads to a fall, cut lips, and an accidental exchange of blood.
For the first time in Milagro’s life, she becomes sick…really, weirdly sick and has cravings for raw meat and an aversion to sunlight. The ex-boyfriend kidnaps her, accusing her of being a vampire, and the fabulous stranger’s family comes to her rescue and takes her to recover at their wine-country estate.
Oswald’s family thinks she’s a trashy golddigger. She thinks they’re awfully snobby for people who claim not to be vampires, but merely to have a genetic “condition.” Oh, and fabulous Oswald is already engaged to an equally fabulous woman, Milagro’s ex-boyfriend is still hunting her down, a decadent aristovamp visitor has taken a special interest in Mil, and she’s lost her apartment.
Can she be sincere and serious long enough to defeat her powerful enemies, save her new friends, and get back in time for cocktails at Casa Dracula, the place she’s come to think of as her home?
Milagro meets Oswald at a book party for her jerk of an ex-boyfriend. They end up making out so heavily that they both fall down and cut their lips, exchanging blood. The next day, Milagro falls ill. Her symptoms include craving raw meat and sensitivity to sunlight. Her ex kidnaps her and tells her she’s a vampire now. However, Oswald’s family rescues her and takes her to their estate. The family insists that they are not vampires and neither is she. They say they suffer from a genetic condition and she has a virus.
The writing of Happy Hour at Casa Dracula was not the greatest – many cliché metaphors and whatnot. (Also, the word transvestite is used several times. I don’t think that word is okay to use now? This book was published in 2006 though, so it was probably okay then.) But I know the focus for these types of books is plot and I did think the story was amusing. I know nowadays, most romance readers want spice so fair warning: There is zero spice in this book. All love scenes fade to black. Lastly, I always like to document whenever Unitarians are referenced in popular culture since we so rarely are. When Milagro is trying to talk a girl out of being a Satanist, she says, “And you should find a decent religion. I’ve heard great things about the Unitarians.” Thanks, Milagro!
This book is the first in a series of four. I’m still deciding whether or not I liked it enough to read book two. This book doesn’t end with a cliffhanger so I feel pretty satisfied.
