I Don’t Know Anyone Named Elsie
Cash has been after me lately wanting a baby sister. I think it all started when his Sunday school class talked about babies and his friend Jasper’s baby sister visited the class. Today he told me that West is his baby sister. I tried to explain to him that sisters are girls and brothers are boys. He told me that West was his sister and that her name was Elsie. He was so serious; it was really hard not to laugh. I asked him where he got the name Elsie and he said, "At the baby name store." Ah, of course. Silly me.