My Little Heretics

Our lunch conversation today:

Cash: Jesus wrote the Bible Mommy.
Me: Well, Jesus is IN the Bible but someone else wrote it.
Cash: Who wrote it?
Me: A bunch of different people wrote it.
Cash: What were their names?
Me: Uhhhhhh, hmmmm. Well,  maybe someone named John and um, Paul, and umm….It was a long, long, long, long time ago Cash so we don't know all their names.
Cash: I wrote a Bible at my house (when he says his house he means his imaginary purple house in China)
Me: You did? What it's about?
Cash: It's about God. (duh Mommy) I wrote the Bible and my kids wanted to write part of the Bible so I held their hands and helped them.
West: I wrote a Bible too.
Me: You did? What's yours about?
West: Blue