Kids Say (And Do) the Darnedest Things

Neve: How did I get in the other Mommy’s tummy? Did she swallow me?

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West: There’s a boy on my bus who’s really mean but his name is Christian so I thought he would be nicer.

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Neve told me that she went to the store with Daddy and saw piggy rabbits. Translation: Guinea pigs.

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Cash, how do you know you don’t like mushrooms? Have you ever tried them?
No Mommy, but it’s imprinted on my brain that I don’t like them.

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West bought a Magic 8 Ball and he told Cash to ask it a yes or no question. Cash asked what his lizard’s name was. I told Cash that a yes or no question means a question you can answer “yes” or “no” to. So he asked “What does Y-E-S spell?